Worst song to write slash fanfiction to:
Haven’t Met You Yet by Michael Buble. Its so happy and superficial almost. Damn it Mike! I’m trying to be deep and serious and you’re here all like:

Hi, I’m Michael. Like my couch? Lets fuck.
And I’m like FAAAAACK YOU MICHAEL BUBLE!!! FACK YOU TOO!!

Yeah. Run. You’re lucky your voice is like silk and sweet perfume…

